I did this in two seconds, don't judge
All right guys, here it is, the next Marvel movie! Yay! You know what? I'm not just going to review this one. Nope, I'm going to give it a gigantic recap, which is the only thing something this epic deserves! HERE BE SPOILERS, and let's dive into Marvel's The Incredib...... Err, Iron Man 3!
So we start off in the glorious past, where Mr. Incredible (Read: Tony Stark) is greeted by a young genius named Buddy (Read: Aldrich) who happens to be a huge fan of his. But Mr. Incredible is a huge dick to him and blows him off because he has to go marry Elastigirl (Read: Fuck Rebecca Hall) This makes Buddy hate Mr. Incredible and he swears revenge. Years later Mr. Incredible gets weird messages from Mirage (Read: The "Mandarin") and gets attacked by giant robots (Read: missiles) Meanwhile his family (Read: Pepper) get attacked and Mr. Incredible is captured by Syndrome/ Buddy (Aldrich), the real villain. What a twist! But with the help of his best friend Frozone (Read: Rhodey) and his wife becoming a superhero again (Read: Pepper gets powers) they team up to save the day! Yay!
Ok, real review will come sometime soon. It'll be ugly, I can promise you that. Stay tuned.
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